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Old 04-16-2009, 06:14 PM   #1
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THE JOURNEY OF MAN

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I
decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another,never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl
with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and just looking for a girl with big tits.
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:20 PM   #2
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:36 PM   #3
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:45 PM   #4
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story of Chip's life?
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:34 PM   #5
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story of Chip's life?

No Stacey and Courtney actually figured out the story of Chip's life... it's called

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