Letting it rip........
DECEMBER 21--Angered by her husband’s repeated farting in bed, a Florida woman allegedly elbowed, kicked, and scratched her spouse, according to police who arrested her for battery. Dawn Meikle, 55, is facing a misdemeanor charge following a 3:20 AM confrontation in the home she shares with her husband.
As detailed in a December 11 arrest affidavit, the husband told cops that “while he was lying in bed he passed gas,” which prompted Dawn to begin “elbowing him on his arm.” When his flatulence continued, “Dawn began kicking him and eventually kicked him out of their bed,” police noted. He eventually returned to bed, where he “passed gas again.” Not surprisingly, “Dawn began elbowing and kicking him again.” He subsequently sought to restrain his wife, who repeatedly scratched him across his chest. Cops reported that he had four or five six-inch scratches on his chest, and that his t-shirt was ripped in three places.
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