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Old 06-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #1
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Default George Carlin’s Solution to High Gasoline Prices

George Carlin’s Solution to High Gasoline Prices

Conventional wisdom suggests that we cut the amount of gas we use...

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down...
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border...
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq...
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it...
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves…
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo...


Problem solved...
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:56 AM   #2
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Old 06-09-2008, 02:45 AM   #3
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Fuckin A Bubba. A mandatory 2 year tour would go a long way to getting this country to HARDEN THE FUCK UP! Mix in the illegals even, better
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Thats a great idea!!
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that's an awesome idea
I wish it could be done
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Old 06-09-2008, 05:57 AM   #6
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Since those worthless bastards south of us can't seem to get there shit together, I think a better idea is to mount a counter attack and just take over THEIR country...they've got plenty of oil, and the fight might take all of 30 minutes. Then we can send all the women and children to Cuba.
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I really like George's idea, but Sean's isn't a bad idea either
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F'ing A. Let's do it! Think Obama will go for it?
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F'ing A. Let's do it! Think Obama will go for it?
he's only concerned with raising our taxes - get ready for the fucking we're going to get if he gets into office - you think the economy is bad now, just wait.
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Since those worthless bastards south of us can't seem to get there shit together, I think a better idea is to mount a counter attack and just take over THEIR country...they've got plenty of oil, and the fight might take all of 30 minutes. Then we can send all the women and children to Cuba.
Plus I hear there is some good riding areas down there....
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