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Old 03-10-2016, 03:53 AM   #101
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All Aboard!! Ha ha ha...
At least we got millennials who want free everything, even though they haven't contributed to anything.....as of yet.
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Old 03-10-2016, 04:57 PM   #102
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Watching the candidacy of Donald Trump, I am continually struck by his resemblance to a man who came to power in a far-off land nearly 85 years ago, a historical epic that I had naively hoped was well buried in the past.

Consider the following:

-- Adolf Hitler held gigantic rallies, where he inspired millions with rousing speeches. Donald Trump holds gigantic rallies, where he inspires millions with rousing speeches.


-- Adolf Hitler talked about making his country great again. Donald Trump talks about making his country great again.

-- Adolf Hitler promised military victories. Donald Trump promises military victories.

-- Adolf Hitler had a loyal and overweight henchman, Hermann Goering. Donald Trump has a loyal and overweight henchman, Chris Christie.

-- Adolf Hitler blamed a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems (Ed: Jews weren't immigrants -- Close enough!). Donald Trump blames a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's problems.

-- Adolf Hitler vowed to build a wall (Ed: Wait a minute -- when did Hitler talk about a wall? Shhhh! Nevermind!) Donald Trump vows to build a wall.

-- Adolf Hitler was a teetotaler. Donald Trump is a teetotaler.

-- Adolf Hitler had a hobby that he enjoyed very much (painting). Donald Trump has a hobby that he enjoys very much (golf).

-- Adolf Hitler had an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "The Berghof" in Berchtesgaden. Donald Trump has an opulent home in the city as well as a country home, "Mar-a-Lago" in Palm Beach.

-- Adolf Hitler was involved with a woman from Central Europe, Eva Braun. Donald Trump is married to a woman from Central Europe, Melania Knauss.

-- Adolf Hitler had a pact with the Soviet Union from 1939 to 1941; Donald Trump said nice things about Russian president Vladimir Putin.

-- Adolf Hitler required all non-Jewish, German civilians to greet one another with a rigid right-arm salute, while exclaiming "Heil!" or "Heil Hitler!" Donald Trump has asked audiences to promise to vote for him by raising their hands, which is the PRECISELY same thing.

-- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian; Donald Trump has never smoked.

-- Adolf Hitler forcibly annexed Czechoslovakia. Donald Trump tried to merge two casinos in Atlantic City.

-- Adolf Hitler invested hundreds of millions of dollars on German aviation to upgrade the Luftwaffe. Donald Trump has invested hundreds of millions of dollars in private jets.

-- Adolf Hitler never had any children, but if he had, they would probably have been blond. Both of Donald Trump's daughters are blond.

-- Adolf Hitler's favorite food was liver dumplings, a dish very similar to meatloaf. (Ed.: They're not remotely similar. No one knows that.) Donald Trump's favorite food is meatloaf.

-- Adolf Hitler had light hair and a moustache. Donald Trump has light hair and a moustache. (This has not been definitively established, but some who knew Trump in the 1970s recall that he had a moustache, albeit a fuller, longer one.)

-- One of Adolf Hitler's idols was World War I fighter pilot Manfred von Richthofen, also known as "the Red Baron." Donald Trump's son is named Barron. (It's spelled differently, but sounds the same.)

-- Adolf Hitler liked Eva Braun because she was very attractive; Donald Trump's wife, Melania, is very attractive.

-- Adolf Hitler vowed to exterminate entire races; Donald Trump has vowed to exterminate ALL Mexicans and Central Americans. (Mr. Trump has yet to call for this, but if he had, it would be an amazing parallel and speak very ill of his character.)

-- One of Adolf Hitler's favorite desserts, not his No. 1 favorite, but one he enjoyed several times a year, was chocolate ice cream. Donald Trump has talked about formerly liking Oreos. (Recently, he vowed never to eat Oreos again because Nabisco moved its factories to Mexico. This does not negate his previous position on the cookie.)

-- Adolf Hitler was known for erecting concentration camps surrounded by walls to keep people out, particularly Mexicans. (Ed: That's not true.) Donald Trump wants to build a wall.


-- Allowing Adolf Hitler to come to power was a horrible mistake for an entire nation; allowing Donald Trump to come to power will be a horrible mistake for an entire nation.


In conclusion, [dramatic music plays] I have covered American politics for 30 years. For the first time in my life I am afraid for my country. Very afraid. Very, very afraid. Very, very, very afraid.
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Old 03-10-2016, 05:22 PM   #103
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Trump’s retired butler spills the beans on Trump on CNN

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/vid..._nice_man.html
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There are some ignorant people on GD.Com

I said anyone who votes for Trump is a moron. They lost their minds over there. They think I'm a liberal and voting for Hillary for that. Damn stupid ass people.
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Old 03-13-2016, 08:22 AM   #108
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Now you know how Roger and I feel like being around the crazies here
You 2 are a special breed of sheep.

However I can respect your views. You have been consistent in your ideology, mostly. You are clearly a prgressive liberal. The guys over there act like they have been anti this and that, then Trump shows up with these fascist type speeches and they are falling over themselves to prove he is this truth teller. These guys are willing to vote for someone who is a flat out liar and flip flopper. These guys act like Trump is really here to save us. As was the left thinking Obama was going to unite and save them from big bad W. It's truly amazing to see someone give up their values and morals for someone who has none.
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There are some ignorant people on GD.Com

I said anyone who votes for Trump is a moron. They lost their minds over there. They think I'm a liberal and voting for Hillary for that. Damn stupid ass people.
Well you are a moron if you dont vote for Trump if he wins the nomination because if you dont you might as well have voted for Hillary........

Ive said before Im not a Trump fan and I really hope Cruz takes it but at the end of the day.......

Anyone but Hillary!!!!!!
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Now you know how Roger and I feel like being around the crazies here

I think you two were dropped on your heads as babies or grew up under the power lines......




I mean that in a nice way - I will alway love you Bob and Bob Jr
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