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Old 09-01-2014, 10:08 PM   #1
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Default Apple Up the Ass Smoked Chicken

Did the smoker mod…..

Reversed the smoker legs for easy access to the charcoal tray
Added the commercial grade thermometer

Brined the chicken last night:

In a solution of:
1 gallon water
1 cup kosher salt
1 cup sugar

Did the rub this morning:

1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons kosher salt
2 tablespoons smoked paprika
2 teaspoons dried crushed red pepper
2 teaspoons onion powder
2 teaspoons dry mustard
1 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper
Puttin’ the bird in right now!

I was going to follow Rachel Ray’s beer can recipe:
1. Remove the chicken from the brine and rinse well inside and out with cold water.*
2. Open the beer can and discard or reserve half of the liquid.*
3. Insert the top of the can into the chicken's cavity and smoke the chicken*

But I thought I’d rather drink the beer and stick apples up it’s ass ;- )

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Old 09-01-2014, 10:16 PM   #2
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Brian,

I'm wondering how them apples will taste after the smoking'

Nicky convinced me that the "Naked and Afraid" series was good.... So now we're watching it, and they eat everything. Smoked apple can't be too bad
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how was the apple? I've used onion or citrus, but never apple up the chickens butt.
did it impart any flavor?
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how was the apple? I've used onion or citrus, but never apple up the chickens butt.
did it impart any flavor?
Moist and delicious with the delicate taste of apple..... I used apple wood to smoke it.
Next chicken I'm going to dice up the apple to give more sweet flavor to the meat.

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Old 09-02-2014, 03:10 AM   #6
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I'm wondering how them apples will taste after the smoking'

Nicky convinced me that the "Naked and Afraid" series was good.... So now we're watching it, and they eat everything. Smoked apple can't be too bad
Some of those episodes are good....
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Damn you dogg. I was thinking of prolapse chicken anus. But you come through again you sick twisted individual.
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